December 2010
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Being sick
Is the worst.
This cold just won’t quit.
I was so out of it today, but somehow managed to sell a lady $400 worth of soap etc. I am the queen of selling lush.
However I also somehow managed to say something totally retarded to every accquaintence i ran into. I am not the queen of making friends. I’m like the two of clubs of making friends. Or the Y in scrabble, which at least has...
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I sometimes think that people’s hearts are like deep wells. Nobody knows what’s...
– Haruki Murakami (via anxiolytic)
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now we will drink some irish coffee’s and watch starwars: a new hope.
Merry xmas from us.
my mom is listening to loreena mckennit xmas which is THE WORST ahhh
JESUS!
Date people who you know you’ll never be able to love. See someone for three...
– How to be a 20-Something « Thought Catalog (via sisterwife)
I’m really hungover, but [the click-thru] made me tear up a little bit.
(via lexolex)
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I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking,...
– Carl Sagan, who passed away on this day in 1996. (via bowsandbrogues)
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oh my gooooodddddddddd i fucking hate my god damn uterus. FUCK YOU ESTROGEN.
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Longest hangover ever.
Thank you Baby Duck.
On another champagne related note, you know you’ve made a a really great new friend when you each pour a glass then each pour a little out and one of you says “fallen soliders” and the other says “for my dead homies”, and at the same time both crypt through the spill.
A few other highlights include:
“All studs no duds!”
Dan...
Holy smokes! Getting low is a great workout for your legs. Mine are killing me.
On the plus side a few stragers told me I have a nice bum and a drunk guy told me i smell good. And Zoe said I was like, a really good dancer, no big deal.
COMPLIMENTS: I take them where I can get them.
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in this photo ricky is saying “JESS I FUCKING SIGNED US UP LET’S KILL THIS BITCH”
I literally just found out there is a video of this.
I MUST FIND IT.
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PIE IN A JAR
THIS ACTUALLY EXSISTS.
this etsy store will bake a tiny pie in a fucking JAR. And send it to you. In the mail. To your house.
HOW AM I JUST DISCOVERING THIS NOW?????
I WANT A MILLION.
SO MANY PIES IN JARS TO CATCH UP ON.
hi dudes.
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… Guys don’t like funny girls.
– advice from one girl to another, in Habit.
(I’m fucked!!)
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tumblrdown?
Am I the only person who didn’t know tumblr was even down until I saw Heather McKenzie talk about it on facebook?
I fucking hate the internet!
Well just so everyone knows I looked fucking great the last two days.
and my best buddy is visiting. yayayayaaaay!
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Oopsie.
Probably shouldn’t have had an extra strength Neocitron before work this morning.
TOO LATE NOW!
at least i’ve done the research on whether or not a million hot toddy’s the night before will help cure the common cold. (They don’t.)
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THIS COLD IS HARSHING MY BUZZ.
my nose is so stuffffy. otherwise, DANG, it’s gonna be a great day I think.
urrshuuuurre! Jay’s bday tomorrow! Work party!